Episodes

Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Chocolate Monkey Pursuit
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
The News-Show begins with headlines such as Truman sacking MacArthur and Idi Amin being ousted. The show covers President Truman's decision to relieve General MacArthur of his command due to disagreements over war tactics. The show also delves into historical events like the Battle of the Basque Roads in 1809 and the attack on Borussia Dortmund's team bus in 2017.
Other segments discuss the weather forecast with humorous predictions across different regions. The show tackles the Korean War conflict and the dramatic return of General MacArthur to the front lines. It also covers the attack on Borussia Dortmund's team bus in 2017 and the implications of the incident.
The podcast further explores historical events such as the launch of the SMS Blucher in 1908, the establishment of the Emirate of Transjordan in 1921, and the tragic plane crash involving seven-year-old Jessica Dubroff in 1996. It provides insights into Pope John XXIII's Encyclical Patrum in Terris in 1963 and Kim Jong-il's impact on North Korean cinema.
The show features detailed discussions on significant past events like the coronation of William III and Mary II in 1689, the publication of Kim Jong-il's treatise on cinema in 1973, and Pope John XXIII's Encyclical Patrum in Terris in 1963. These events are analyzed for their historical significance and impact on various aspects of society. The News-Show concludes with humorous previews of the next day's headlines.

Wednesday Apr 10, 2024
Zombie Cheese Masterminds
Wednesday Apr 10, 2024
Wednesday Apr 10, 2024
On today's show, we covered various significant events throughout history. Starting in 1970, the shocking announcement of Paul McCartney leaving The Beatles sent ripples through the music world, marking the end of an era. McCartney's impact on the band's music and cultural influence was immense, leaving fans and the media in disbelief. His departure symbolized a shift in the cultural and societal landscape of the time, with lasting effects on music history.
Moving back to 1919, the Mexican Revolution and the tragic assassination of Emiliano Zapata by General Venustiano Carranza were discussed. The decade-long conflict for land reform and political representation reshaped Mexico, with Zapata's legacy living on as a symbol of justice and equality for the oppressed masses.
We also delved into the Battle of Molwitz in 1741, a pivotal engagement in the War of the Austrian Succession, highlighting King Frederick II's victory and Prussia's rise in influence. This battle showcased the unpredictable nature of warfare and the interplay of brilliance and blunders in history.
Shifting gears to current events, the Maraga massacre during the Nagorno-Karabakh conflict served as a grim reminder of the horrors of war, with devastating impacts on the region. The profound suffering and destruction wrought by conflicts like these underline the urgent need for peace and resolution in war-torn areas.
Lastly, we covered the groundbreaking achievement in science with the first-ever image of a black hole captured by the Event Horizon Telescope Collaboration. This technological feat shed light on these enigmatic cosmic objects, demonstrating the power of innovation in advancing our understanding of the universe.
From music legends and revolutionaries to historical battles and scientific breakthroughs, our discussion today spanned across different time periods, showcasing the diverse tapestry of human experiences and accomplishments. Join us next time for more insightful and thought-provoking narratives on Newsbang.

Tuesday Apr 09, 2024
Pirate Cheese Pirouettes
Tuesday Apr 09, 2024
Tuesday Apr 09, 2024
The episode delves into various historical events, starting with the selection of the Mercury 7 astronauts in 1959 by NASA for their space missions. The discussion moves on to Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles' marriage in 2005 and the significant impact it had on the British monarchy. The episode also touches on the Zionist death squads' actions in 1948, particularly the massacre at Deir Yassin and the creation of Israel. Additionally, it highlights the Bargo massacre in Myanmar in 2021 and the Journey of Reconciliation in 1947, a pivotal event in the civil rights movement challenging segregation laws on interstate bus travel. The podcast covers the legacy of Iranian filmmaker Morteza Avini, who tragically died in 1993, and his impactful documentaries on the Iran-Iraq war. Lastly, it humorously presents a fictional news segment envisioning future headlines and concludes with a note about the AI-driven comedy show Newsbang.

Monday Apr 08, 2024
Pink Pineapple Opera
Monday Apr 08, 2024
Monday Apr 08, 2024
The News-Show covers various headlines including a Greek farmer discovering the Venus de Milo statue, US bombers flying over the Hump to China, and the renaming of New York Square to Times Square. The show delves into historical events such as the fall of the Crusader fortress to the Mamluks, the execution of a German couple for resistance against Nazis, and the US Army Air Forces flying missions over the Hump during World War II. The show also includes a weather report with humorous descriptions of weather conditions across different regions.
Additionally, the News-Show discusses the creation and relevance of the COBOL programming language, the ongoing challenges and maintenance efforts associated with it. The show also presents captivating historical accounts, including the assassination of Roman Emperor Caracalla and the establishment of Rensselaerswyk in New Netherland. A culture correspondent delivers an entertaining account of the Venus de Milo's discovery by a Greek farmer and subsequent acquisition by the French ambassador.
Furthermore, the News-Show includes updates on current events such as engine failures on flights, ship explosions, rogue kangaroos causing chaos, and skydiving nuns landing on a motorway. The show concludes with a segment on upcoming headlines, whimsically predicting quirky news stories. The show combines informative segments with entertaining storytelling, historical insights, and humorous anecdotes to provide a diverse and engaging broadcast for its audience.

Sunday Apr 07, 2024
Radish Gameshow Tycoon
Sunday Apr 07, 2024
Sunday Apr 07, 2024
Newsbang presents a vivid series of headlining news stories, spanning from historic battles and world health organization foundation to tragic terrorist attacks. The show delves into the Uganda-Tanzania War of 1979, highlighting the Battle of Entebbe and the overthrow of Idi Amin. The segment on the meteorological forecast provides a colorful depiction of weather conditions across different regions, engaging the audience with vivid descriptions.
Further, the show covers a devastating terrorist attack in Stockholm, revealing the resilience of the community in the face of such horrors. The segment on Reverend Bruce W. Clunder's tragic death during a civil rights protest in Cleveland sheds light on the dedicated activism of individuals fighting for equality. The broadcast also reminisces about the establishment of the World Health Organization in 1948 and the legacy of South Pacific, a Broadway musical that addressed social issues with flair.
Moreover, the election of Pope Alexander VII in 1655 is explored through lively storytelling, offering insights into the intriguing dynamics of the conclave. The program wraps up with humorous yet thought-provoking headlines from the future, creating a whimsical conclusion to the diverse range of stories presented. Throughout the show, the hosts skillfully engage the audience with a blend of humor, historical anecdotes, and current affairs, providing a unique and entertaining news experience.

Saturday Apr 06, 2024
Alien Ice Cream Intrigue
Saturday Apr 06, 2024
Saturday Apr 06, 2024
In this episode of News Bang, we cover various intriguing stories from history and current events. The episode opens with headlines about the Newhall Massacre, a clash in California, and a boat incident in Biscay. The show delves into the historical capture of the French frigate Neiman by the British in 1809, during the Napoleonic Wars. The narrative vividly describes the intense battle and eventual capture of the ship, highlighting the Bay of Biscay's significance during that time.
Additionally, the episode explores the founding of the Church of Christ in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Oliver Cowdery, and David Whitmer, detailing their journey in establishing the Latter-day Saint movement. The historical context of religious fervor and the challenges faced by early Mormons are discussed, adding a humorous twist with anecdotes and imaginings of mischievous church events.
Further segments include weather reports, where global weather patterns are humorously portrayed, giving a whimsical touch to traditional forecasts. The episode also covers the Newhall Massacre of 1970, depicting the tragic event and honoring the sacrifices of law enforcement officers who perished during the incident.
Lastly, the show offers a satirical take on financial news, highlighting the dubious practices of John Jacob Astor in amassing wealth through fur trading, opium smuggling, and real estate speculation. The role of the American Fur Company and its impact on the economic landscape during that era is humorously narrated.
Through a blend of history, current events, weather reports, and financial news, News Bang presents a satirical and entertaining take on significant events, adding comedic elements and storytelling to engage audiences in a unique news format.

Friday Apr 05, 2024
Imaginary Zebra Circus
Friday Apr 05, 2024
Friday Apr 05, 2024
In a fateful News-Show, the headlines cover a range of historical and current events. The show starts with the marriage of Pocahontas and John Rolfe in 1614, bridging Native American and English cultures in Jamestown. Then, Winston Churchill's retirement in 1955 is featured, highlighting his impactful tenure as Prime Minister. Moving to the year 919, the clash between the Fatimid and Abbasid caliphates over Egypt is detailed, showcasing the historical power struggles. In a tragic turn of events in 2010, a coal mine explosion in West Virginia claims 29 lives, shedding light on the hazards of mining.
The show delves into a devastating tornado in Tupelo, Mississippi, in 1936, depicting the destructive force of nature. In a sports calamity in 1902, a match between Scotland and England at Ibrox Park turns tragic when the stadium collapses, resulting in casualties. The show then humorously explores the idea of Britain catching North Korea's satellite in 2009, showcasing British innovation. The broadcast continues with a comedic take on astonishing roads worldwide, including a cow dangling from a bridge.
A special report reviews the historical clash between the Powhatan and English settlers in 1614, following Pocahontas and John Rolfe's union. The AI-driven show weaves humor and satire into these historical events, keeping a light-hearted tone throughout. From ancient caliphate clashes to modern-day satellite-catching antics, the News-Show offers a unique blend of informative storytelling and entertainment.

Thursday Apr 04, 2024
Melodic Toothpaste Moonlanding
Thursday Apr 04, 2024
Thursday Apr 04, 2024
Today, we had a special episode covering a variety of historical events and news updates. We started by discussing the formation of NATO in 1949, highlighting its role during the Cold War and its principles of collective security. Moving on, we delved into the treaty between the Byzantine Empire and Venice in 1268, exploring their architectural achievements and conflicts.
In a tragic turn of events, we reflected on the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. in 1968, emphasizing his significant impact on the civil rights movement. We also commemorated the dedication of the World Trade Center in 1973, noting its iconic status and economic importance in New York City. Switching gears, we celebrated the founding of Microsoft in 1975, shedding light on its British roots and technological innovations.
Our journey through history continued with a deep dive into the Komnenos dynasty's rule over the Byzantine Empire in the 11th and 12th centuries, highlighting their influence and accomplishments. Furthermore, we explored the Kennel Club's 150th anniversary in 1873, recognizing its role in championing pedigree dogs and hosting prestigious dog shows.
As we wrapped up the episode, we teased tomorrow's headlines, including Pocahontas's marriage, Churchill's retirement, and an intriguing encounter with an alien spaceship in Wales. Join us next time for more captivating discussions ranging from cheese rolling competitions to the fusion of knitting and professional wrestling. Stay tuned for another exciting episode full of diverse topics and engaging stories.

Wednesday Apr 03, 2024
Galactic Tuna Ballet
Wednesday Apr 03, 2024
Wednesday Apr 03, 2024
News Bang delivers a series of captivating and satirical headlines from different timelines and events. From the Whitechapel murders in 1888 to the launch of the iPad in 2010, each story is presented with a mix of humor and historical insights. The show dives into the mystery of Jack the Ripper, the technological revolution brought by the iPad, and the shocking trial of Oscar Wilde in 1895. Additionally, it explores the historical significance of the Pony Express in 1860 and the unveiling of the Panama Papers in 2016, shedding light on international finance scandals.
The host navigates through these diverse topics with wit and creativity, offering a blend of historical facts and comedic elements. From the bizarre weather forecast to the royal intrigue of 11th-century England, each segment is laced with humor and engaging storytelling. The show delves into the Panama Papers scandal, revealing the dark underbelly of offshore financial activities, and recounts the courtroom drama of Oscar Wilde's trial with a modern and entertaining twist.
The audience is taken on a journey through time, from ancient royal histories to modern technological advancements, all presented in a unique and entertaining manner. Each segment is filled with unexpected twists, clever wordplay, and fascinating historical anecdotes. News Bang promises a mix of education and entertainment, making history and current events come alive in a fresh and humorous way. The show's distinctive style and imaginative storytelling keep listeners engaged and eager to tune in for the next episode, where they can expect a blend of intriguing headlines and comedic flair.

Tuesday Apr 02, 2024
Potato Vampire Party
Tuesday Apr 02, 2024
Tuesday Apr 02, 2024
In tonight's News-Show, we covered a range of captivating stories. Argentina's invasion of the Falkland Islands in 1982 was detailed, highlighting the conflict, casualties, and eventual surrender. The conviction of John Gotti, head of the Gambino crime family in 1992, for various crimes including murder and racketeering was also explored. Additionally, the crisis in Norfolk due to a tornado destroying a crochet museum was reported on, with Granny Hitchens claiming it was a setup. Weather forecasts for different regions were provided, from drizzles to thunderstorms.
The podcast delved into the Hatton Garden heist in 2015, where a group of elderly men pulled off a daring robbery. The tense courtroom drama surrounding John Gotti's conviction and his reign over the Gambino crime family in 1992 was described. The tornado outbreak in the central United States in 2006, which caused casualties and extensive damage, was investigated by Penelope Windchime. The historic 1911 Australian census, conducted without modern technology, involving pencil-wielding census takers was highlighted by Calamity Prenderville.
The podcast also discussed the premiere of Stanley Kubrick's film '2001: A Space Odyssey' in 1968, a visually striking and conceptually complex piece of cinema. The film's storyline, cast, and reception were examined, emphasizing its impact on the audience's perception of reality. The show concluded with a humorous segment on spoof tomorrow's headlines, adding a comedic touch to the news coverage. The podcast closed with a reminder to be kind and humorous sign-off messages.