Episodes

Friday May 31, 2024
The Bottom of Fuzzy
Friday May 31, 2024
Friday May 31, 2024
In a historical deep dive, we explore the earthquake that shook British India in 1935, leaving thousands dead and Quetta in ruins. The revelation of Deep Throat's identity as former FBI bigwig Mark Felt in the Watergate scandal of 2005 is discussed, shedding new light on Nixon's downfall. The clash between the Mongol forces and the Majapahit Empire in 1293 Java is detailed, including the cunning tactics of Raden Wijaya. A whimsical weather forecast for different regions adds a touch of humor to the proceedings.
Delving further into history, we witness the fierce battle between the Majapahit forces and the Mongol horde, culminating in the birth of the Majapahit Empire and the city of Surabaya in 1293. The aftermath of the conflict paints a grim yet victorious picture for the Majapahit soldiers. Moving on to the unmasking of Deep Throat as Mark Felt, the impact of his whistleblowing on Nixon's administration is explored with raw and impactful storytelling.
The transformation of Gilmore's Garden into the iconic Madison Square Garden in 1879 signifies a cultural shift in New York, emphasizing grandeur and entertainment. The significance of Cardinal Bessarion's donation of 746 codices to the Republic of Venice in 1468 is unraveled, highlighting the birth of the Bibliotheca Marciana and the preservation of classical knowledge in the Renaissance. The episode wraps up with a humorous take on tomorrow's front pages of newspapers, injecting a dose of comedy into the historical recounting.

Thursday May 30, 2024
Wacky Wombat Wagering
Thursday May 30, 2024
Thursday May 30, 2024
In today's podcast, we delve into various historical events ranging from opera premieres to the opening of significant structures. The first segment focuses on the premiere of a comic opera, "The Bartered Bride," composed by Bedřich Smetana in Prague in 1866. The opera was a cultural phenomenon blending Western operatic traditions with Czech folk tunes, resonating with local audiences. Moving forward to 1959, we learn about the opening of the Auckland Harbour Bridge in New Zealand, revolutionizing transportation in the booming city, despite initial engineering challenges faced. Shifting to 1963, we explore the civil resistance and self-immolation crisis in South Vietnam, highlighting the fight for religious freedom and civil rights against the oppressive Diem regime.
Further, the podcast delves into historical crimes, such as Pearl Hart's daring stagecoach robbery in 1899 Arizona, defying gender norms in the world of outlaws. We then explore the unveiling of the Lincoln Memorial in 1922, symbolizing unity, liberty, and civil rights amid a divided past. The narrative continues with the founding of the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League in 1943, challenging stereotypes and showcasing women's prowess in sports. Lastly, the appointment of Johann Sebastian Bach as Thomas Cantor in Leipzig in 1723 is highlighted, underscoring his musical genius and legacy.
As we navigate through these captivating historical narratives, we glean insights into cultural revolutions, gender equality movements, and musical brilliance, shaping the fabric of society and inspiring generations to come. Join us on this journey through the annals of time, filled with tales of resilience, creativity, and societal transformations.

Wednesday May 29, 2024
Plaid Reindeer Rampage
Wednesday May 29, 2024
Wednesday May 29, 2024
In the latest episode of News Bang, we dive into historical events such as the fall of the Byzantine Empire in 1453 and Gilbert's tragic demise in 1911. The podcast also covers significant athletic achievements like Diane Leather breaking the five-minute mile barrier in 1954 and Hillary and Norgay conquering Mount Everest in 1953. Moreover, the show highlights cultural milestones, featuring Jenny Lind's operatic tour in 1852 and Bing Crosby's iconic recording of "White Christmas" in 1942. These stories are presented with a mix of factual reporting and colorful storytelling, giving listeners a vivid picture of these events as if they were unfolding in real-time. The engaging narratives and dramatic retellings make history come alive, offering a unique perspective on well-known historical moments and figures. News Bang leaves listeners entertained and informed, blending news reporting with a theatrical twist to create an immersive storytelling experience.

Tuesday May 28, 2024
The Baffling Cereal Conspiracy
Tuesday May 28, 2024
Tuesday May 28, 2024
In a recent News-Show, tragic headlines included a train accident in West Bengal, Wimbledon FC's relocation, and Belgium's surrender to Nazis. The West Midnapore train derailment led to casualties and a blame game between authorities and eyewitnesses. Wimbledon FC's move to Milton Keynes in 2002 was controversial, leading to the formation of AFC Wimbledon. The historical recap of Belgium's 1940 surrender to the Nazis highlighted the swift German advance through the country. Environmental issues were covered with a report on the Sierra Club's conservation efforts led by John Muir. The broadcast also delved into the pivotal 1608 opera by Claudio Monteverdi and whimsical traffic updates. The show concluded with a roundup of front-page news from various publications, including Ottoman victories and historical victories over genocide. The program ended with a quirky sign-off, promising more Newsbang Mayhem the next day.

Monday May 27, 2024
Troubadour’s Tupperware Terror
Monday May 27, 2024
Monday May 27, 2024
The News-Show covered various headlines and events from different time periods. The show kicked off with the headlines covering the French victory in the 1923 24 Hours of Le Mans race and Bob Dylan's release of his album "The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan" in 1963. It delved into the significance of these events, highlighting the endurance test of the Le Mans race and Dylan's impact on folk music with his politically charged songs.
Further, it detailed the construction of the Chrysler Building in 1930, the referendum for indigenous rights in Australia in 1967, and the tragic events in Sarajevo in 1995. The show included a weather report predicting extreme conditions and a segment on a comedy-filled news update about unusual incidents on the roads.
Additionally, the segment touched on the implementation of the Pio Benedictine Code in 1917, highlighting its impact on the Catholic Church and humorous anecdotes related to a producer's ferret juggling mishap. The show wrapped up with a review of the next day's front pages from various newspapers, ending with a light-hearted note to the audience. The show provided a mix of serious news, historical events, and comedic relief throughout the broadcast.

Sunday May 26, 2024
Devious Sock Puppet Conspiracy
Sunday May 26, 2024
Sunday May 26, 2024
In this episode of News Bang, we delve into historical events with a splash of humor and satire. From the tragic demise of music icon Jimmy Rogers at the Taft Hotel to the daring evacuation at Dunkirk during World War II, each story is recounted with vivid details and dramatic flair. We also explore legal landmarks like the Donoghue v. Stevenson case, highlighting the importance of consumer rights and corporate accountability.
Moving on to sports, the euphoria of Manchester United's treble-winning season in 1998-99 is vividly narrated, capturing the thrilling moments of their victory in the Champions League. Transport mishaps, including a bridge collapse and disappearing roads, add a touch of absurdity to the news segment, keeping the audience entertained with quirky updates.
The episode takes a historical turn with tales of King Edmund I's assassination in 946 and the pivotal musical release of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles in 1967. The escapades of William of Ockham, a rebellious friar challenging the Catholic Church in the 14th century, are recounted with playful imagination and cheeky commentary.
Throughout the episode, the blend of historical facts, lighthearted anecdotes, and witty banter creates a vibrant tapestry of storytelling that engages listeners and offers a unique perspective on significant events from the past. Join us for a rollicking journey through history with a side of AI-generated humor on News Bang!

Saturday May 25, 2024
Gyroscopic Gherkin Scandal
Saturday May 25, 2024
Saturday May 25, 2024
In a groundbreaking move for the space tourism industry, SpaceX's uncrewed Dragon spacecraft made history by becoming the first commercial spacecraft to crash into the International Space Station in the mission named COTS, or Cosmic Orbital Trash Service. The SpaceX team celebrated the success, equipped with collision avoidance systems and a bumper designed by Lego. NASA Administrator Buzz Lightyear praised the privatisation of space missions, paving the way for other private companies like Virgin Galactic to join the space race.
The final episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show aired after 25 seasons of success with celebrity interviews and heart-to-hearts, tackling serious issues like racism and gender inequality. The show became a cultural phenomenon, known for the Oprah effect on careers and the variety of guests from presidents to pets. As the show bid farewell, it marked the end of an era in television history.
In Chinese history, the fall of the Ming dynasty to the Manchu invaders led by Li Zicheng signified a pivotal moment, with the Manchus establishing their Qing dynasty. The war correspondent, Brian Bastable, painted a vivid picture of the chaotic battle scenes, showcasing the brutality and shift in power during that era.
The disappearance of six-year-old Etan Patz in 1979 marked a turning point in missing children cases, leading to the establishment of National Missing Children's Day. The tragedy resonated across the nation, urging people to pay attention to missing children and promote awareness and safety measures.
The Constitutional Convention of 1787 in the United States saw the forging of a new Constitution to establish a federal government with checks and balances, addressing economic turmoil and conflicts between states. The Convention led to foundational compromises like the Great Compromise and the Three-Fifths Compromise, shaping the future of the young nation.
The Newsbang show covered a range of stories from a British company sending a spacecraft to the International Space Station to the momentous end of The Oprah Winfrey Show after 25 successful seasons. The show delved into historical events like the fall of the Ming dynasty in China, the disappearance of Etan Patz in 1979, and the Constitutional Convention in the United States, shedding light on significant moments in world history. The headlines from the show's segment included a mix of news stories, capturing the audience's attention with a blend of information and entertainment.

Friday May 24, 2024
Flaming Pecan Panic Attack.
Friday May 24, 2024
Friday May 24, 2024
In today's News-Show, we covered various fascinating headlines and stories. From John Wesley's spiritual awakening in 1738 during a Moravian meeting in Aldersgate, London, which led to the spread of Methodism, to the enactment and eventual repeal of Section 28 in the UK, restricting the promotion of homosexuality in schools. The show delved into the daring journey of Amy Johnson in 1930, flying solo from Croydon to Darwin, Australia, and the shocking upset in the wine world when California wines triumphed over French wines in a blind tasting competition in Paris in 1976.
The show also revisited historical events like the battle between the Bismarck and Hood during World War II, the Sturer murders by King Erik XIV of Sweden in 1567, and the momentous wedding of Princess Victoria Louise of Prussia to Prince Ernest Augustus of Hanover in 1913. Additionally, it touched on the environmental impact discussion sparked by Al Gore's documentary in 2006 and shared a humorous anecdote involving a church sermon and unexpected flatulence.
The program ended with a light-hearted look at tomorrow's front-page headlines and a preview of upcoming stories, promising an investigation into the Lincolnshire potato famine of 1957 in the next show. The host signed off with a reminder to keep reading the papers and a humorous disclaimer that Newsbang is a comedy show created by AI, with all voices impersonated and nothing presented as real.

Thursday May 23, 2024
Spaghetti Western Sassy Sausage
Thursday May 23, 2024
Thursday May 23, 2024
In this episode, we delve into various historical events and milestones. From the annulment of King Henry VIII's marriage to Catherine of Aragon by Archbishop Thomas Cranmer in 1533, sparking the English Reformation, to the introduction of the Airbus A300 in 1974 revolutionizing air travel, and the formation of the Northwest Mounted Police in Canada in response to the Cypress Hills Massacre, mistaken identity incidents in history are recounted with humor and insight.
Listeners are taken on a journey through significant moments like the Toledo Autolite Strike of 1934, where workers demanded better conditions, and the tragic incident involving wrestler Owen Hart at the WWF event in 1999, highlighting the dangers in the world of professional wrestling.
Travel correspondent Polly Beep transports us back to 1974, showcasing transportation milestones and quirky roadside attractions. Pastor Kevin Monstrance provides a theological perspective on Cranmer's role in the English Reformation, with a humorous touch.
The podcast also humorously reflects on contemporary news headlines, including a fictional story of a failed comedy show due to budget constraints and escapades involving an AI producer named Nigel Tuffle Banting Crumpet. The episode concludes with a spoof on upcoming news stories and a disclaimer that the entire podcast is a work of AI fiction.

Wednesday May 22, 2024
Crabby Sock Conquest
Wednesday May 22, 2024
Wednesday May 22, 2024
In tonight's News-Show, we covered various significant events throughout history. In 2014, General Prayut Chan-o-cha staged a coup in Thailand, seizing power and impacting the country's political landscape for years. In 1897, the Blackwall Tunnel was unveiled under the River Thames in East London, revolutionizing transportation and trade in the area. Additionally, the riots in Littleport in 1816 highlighted tensions between social classes, leading to government crackdowns and historical implications. The show also touched on the renaming of Ceylon to Sri Lanka in 1972, showcasing a shift towards independence and national identity. Moreover, Abraham Lincoln's inventive side was revealed in 1849 with his patented contraption to aid river vessels, demonstrating his multifaceted talents.
The show also discussed the Bab's declaration as a divine messenger in 1844, sparking controversy and the formation of the Babi faith, a precursor to the Bahá'í religion. Furthermore, a technological marvel in 1897, the Blackwall Tunnel, reshaped commerce in London's East End, emphasizing progress and innovation. The segment on the arcade game Pac-Man highlighted its origins, incorporating British technology and design elements that captivated audiences globally. Lastly, the weather forecast, historical news headlines, and religious developments provided a comprehensive view of various intriguing subjects throughout history. Tune in next time for more compelling stories and analysis on Newsbang.