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The News-Show covers various headlines and stories, beginning with robots advancing in their ability to think, causing panic among humans. The show highlights the Live Aid concert in 1985 led by rock stars like Queen to raise funds to combat famine in Ethiopia. The story then shifts to the historic uprising in Montenegro against Italian occupiers in 1941, with a comedic touch about a troop of angry circus bears. The weather forecast predicts a dramatic typhoon in Taiwan, followed by a discussion on a blackout in New York City in 1977 leading to chaos and looting. The temporary presidency of George H.W. Bush in 1985 during Ronald Reagan's surgery is also featured. A report on the 2014 FIFA World Cup final where Germany defeated Argentina is shared by the sports correspondent, highlighting Mario Gotze's winning goal. An environmental segment follows, narrating tales from Lenin Peak's avalanche tragedy in 1990 to the resilient Vuoristorata roller coaster in Helsinki since 1951. The show then delves into the founding of artificial intelligence at the Dartmouth Workshop in 1956, attributing to the development of AI today. The Live Aid concert's enormous success and impact on global aid efforts are elaborated by the culture correspondent in 1985. Additionally, a humorous take on the French Revolution's Bastille Day, a near-miss for Chirac on Champs-Elysees, and a tragic terrorist incident in Nice are mentioned. The show ends with a comical mention of a baguette shortage sparking riots in Provence, urging responsible celebration of Bastille Day. It is humorously stated that the show is scripted and recorded by AI, and all voices are impersonated. The show concludes with a quirky sign-off, wishing for a sharp guillotine.